Anthropomorphic Representations of the Lands of Homestuck, by BEAR-PRINCESS

In order, from left to right:

First row (Beta Kids): Land of Wind and Shade, Land of Light and Rain, Land of Heat and Clockwork, Land of Frost and Frogs

Second Row (Alpha Kids): Land of Crypts and Helium, Land of Pyramids and Neon, Land of Mounds and Xenon, Land of Tombs and Krypton

Third Row (Trolls): Land of Pulse and Haze, Land of Little Cubes and Tea, Land of Maps and Treasure, Land of Rays and Frogs

Fourth Row (Other Trolls): Land of Quartz and Melody, Land of Sand and Zephyr, Land of Wrath and Angels, Land of Dew and Glass

oh gosh, these are all my designs! *v* i should have the third and last set of troll lands done soon so that i can make my own official masterpost of every design together; i hope you’ll look forward to it!





Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.

Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it. 

Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday? 

The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all. 

In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful. 

And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female. 

This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is? 

Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.